Potions for first Years!!

I swiftly moved my wand through the corners of my eyes and then kept it at my temple and took out a thread like (Memory) swirling strands and deposited it in my small flask i have brought from my office for my pensive and I turned and walked round the classes and sat on my chair and flicked my wand "It has come to my notice that many of you are such a lamentable potion makers that most of them fails to brew a potion Properly and therefore you will study, in this class how to brew " and then I flicked my wand again and it appeared on the black board "Basic Brewing". Now everyone give me an idea of how you would make a potion.Use only 5 ingredients and mentions steps to brew, after which we will pass on to the next phase of our Lesson"

Professor Severus Snape
Potions Master
Hogwarts

i knowcked on the door knowing i was late for class. I waited silently and read a book as i was waiting. I knew that i might get into trouble with being late but i guessed nothing bad would happen*

"Enter Ms Granger"

I walk ito the class room and say, " Srry im late professor i have been busy and all with ither things and i go slower with my wheel chair." I sit in tha back and listen to what professor snape has to say

"Now everyone give me an idea of how you would make a potion.Use only 5 ingredients and mentions steps to brew, after which we will pass on to the next phase of our Lesson" said Professor Severus Snape and waited rather ignorantly

Ingrediants:
3 vampire fangs,
1 cup of werewolf drool,
2 table spoons of chicken blood ( if no chicken blood use gryffin blood)
1 skeleton of a rat. ( may be magical rat or non magical)
1 cup of basilisk venom.


Crush the vampire fangs until they create a golden powder. Put the powder in a cauldron and heat until the powder is as black as coal. Mix in the drool stir counter clockwise 5 times and clockwise 10 times (or until is a blue liquid). In a separate cauldron heat up and stir the chicken blood until it is as white as new fallen snow. Mix the blood with the ble liquid. Stir 30 times ( or until the liquid turns bright pink ( yuck pink lol ) )) Put the skeleton in and mix the liquid until the skeleton has disolved and the potion is a dark green ( like a snake isssss) Mix in the venom and stir for 5 miutes. If u followed these rules correctly then u would have a lime green potio that bubbles in your stomache when u drink it. ( this is sed when u are sick that way u dont even feel pain in your stomache.)

Eric enters the room, seeing that he is late, he sneaks to the back of the class room with no one realsing him.

Eric!!!" Cried Professor, "Enter" Its pathetic you miss a class, and you sneak out"

Eric says sorry to the proffeser and says 'Sorry, im late, what did imiss?'

"Nothing Eric, Now everyone give me an idea of how you would make a potion.Use only 5 ingredients and mentions steps to brew, after which we will pass on to the next phase of our Lesson" said Professor Severus Snape and waited rather ignorantly

Severus Snape

"I looked at the two who were late, I tried not to giggle, but i let out one, but then turned it into a cough 'Huhum, sorry sir bad cough today huhum' I looked at the professor helplessly, but got to work right after"

Ingredients:
1. Bat Bones
2. Bat Blood
3. A Drop Of Mortal Sweat
4. 10 Liters Of Water
5. A Teaspoon Of Human Saliva.

Firstly pour the 10 liters of water into a bowl, a big enough one to hod 15 liters of water. Next add your teaspoon of human saliva and mix in with crushed bat bones. To add color and flavor boil with bat blood for 5 minutes and then add the drop of mortal sweat. Mix together until the potion turns a deep red, make sure that its runny and smooth, if needed add some more water. Next leave to boil for 10-20 minutes and this should then turn the potion blue. Once drank it will cause bubble to form in your windpipe and make burps for 10 minutes or less but more than 5 minutes. After 1 hour of kicking in it will cure any sickness to do with throats, coughs and throat infections. Taking this 2 times a day will help it more but no more than two otherwise it will make you sick, you will have to stay in bed for at least 2 months. NOTE: Do not use after 5 months of being used.

"I sat back in my seat and put my hand up to say i was finished."

i sit and wait for my results and see that professor flitwick has turned her's in...

I walked on to Ms Granger and said ' It is just good at brewing, though I suggest you look up and carefully write down your colour!, if you add drool, it turn to crimson Yellow, anyway , thats a Good attempt from your part!

15 points to Gryffindor!

That was a Very Good attempt at Brewing Flitwick, though I suggest that you dont add that much of water, since none would have a runny throat to gulp that large amount of Potions!"

I smiled and then said "15 Points To Hufflepuff!"

15 Points To Hufflepuff

I looked at professor snape and nodded. " How could i be so stupid" i wondered. i lay my head on my desk and listen to the rest of the class...

I look up then i open my pack... I found something quite unusual. I pulled out a book from my pack that i had never seen in my like. The next thing i knew i was hanging upside down. Some children laughed and some children kept working. After about a minute i was dropped. I fell onto the floor unconscious.

I knocked on the door 3 hours later finally coming back from the hospital wing. I waited patiently for professor snape to answer.

Enter Ms Granger, What did Madam Pomphrey Say?

she said that i may come back to class... and that i had to be careful.. and that if i found something wierd in my pack to tell u instead of picking it up

Hmm, Never mind, I would have said that as a Caution!

well may i sit down now professor?

i look at professor snape and said... "professor may i be excused im a second year now and i need to be going to second year classes" i sit and wat fer an answer

"I belive I have already sent you instructions in this regard, Ms Granger.Now as the second phase of the classes, write a small paragraph of the Draught of Peace" I said and went strolling through the classroom, while picking on every mistakes I saw!

i quickly wrote on my parchment with my brand new acid green quill.....

The Draught of Peace is a potion That relieves agitation and anxiety. This potion is ironically difficult to make, Requiring whoever is brewing it to read the directions carefully cuz making a mistake has bad concequences. For example if the brewer adds to many of ingredients the drinker may fall into a deep sleep that may possibly be irreversible.

If the potion is brewed correctly, A silvery vapour will come out of the potion. The characteristics of the potion when brewed incorrectly may seem to be endless.

"That was indeed Quick, Ms Granger, 2o Points to Gryffindor!"