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Fred100 4th Year
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| Subject: Chuck Norris Facts Fri May 21, 2010 9:37 pm | |
| Lol , I just love Chuck Norris's facts
1. When Chuck Norris Talks , Everyone listens , and then dies!.
2. When Chuck Norris does push ups , He doesn't Pushes himself up , He pushes the earth DOWN!
3. Chuck Norris sleeps with a PILLOW under his GUN.
4. Chuck Norris CAN judge a book by it's cover.
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
6. Time waits for no man , until the man's Chuck Norris.
7. Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels.
Might type more later when I remember more :D | |
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Josephine Lycos 2nd Year
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| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat May 22, 2010 12:52 am | |
| I saw a kid's shirt that said "Once, Chuck Norris struck lightening." | |
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Fred100 4th Year
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| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat May 22, 2010 1:26 am | |
| Oh yeah! I've heared that one before haha | |
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Draco Malfoy 4th Year
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| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Tue May 25, 2010 9:44 am | |
| Are u a Chuck Norris fan. | |
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Josephine Lycos 2nd Year
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| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Tue May 25, 2010 11:49 am | |
| I'm a fan of Chuck Norris jokes :P | |
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Fred100 4th Year
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| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Tue May 25, 2010 2:15 pm | |
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Kaira Ist Year
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| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Tue May 25, 2010 2:49 pm | |
| Try this.
Go to google.com
Type in Google Chuck Norris in the search bar.
Click "I'm feeling lucky"
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Draco Malfoy 4th Year
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| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Tue May 25, 2010 9:06 pm | |
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hermione granger 4th Year
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| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Wed May 26, 2010 3:31 am | |
| Dude i really have to say this..... CHUCK NORRIS ROX AND I AM A TOTAL FAN OF HIM!!!!! | |
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Draco Malfoy 4th Year
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| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Wed May 26, 2010 6:22 am | |
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hermione granger 4th Year
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| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Wed May 26, 2010 3:52 pm | |
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Draco Malfoy 4th Year
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| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Wed May 26, 2010 9:32 pm | |
| I don't like chuck Norris | |
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Fred100 4th Year
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| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Fri May 28, 2010 3:18 pm | |
| - Kaira wrote:
- Try this.
Go to google.com
Type in Google Chuck Norris in the search bar.
Click "I'm feeling lucky"
:O Lol , haha I know about that one! | |
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Draco Malfoy 4th Year
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Hogsmeade Items : None Status Message : We have an Ocean to study, we have a lake of lessons, we study a pond, we score a droplet, Then why study?....Lets just enjoy life!!!! Posts : 2000 House Points : 2324 Join date : 2010-04-01 Location : Malfoy Manor
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| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Fri May 28, 2010 11:04 pm | |
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Professor Lilly Evans Head Master
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| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sun Jul 11, 2010 4:00 pm | |
| Under Chuck Norris's Beard, there is no chin, just another fist. | |
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