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| Subject: English Aint Easy! Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:06 am | |
| 1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
19. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. | |
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| Subject: Re: English Aint Easy! Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:27 am | |
| Excellent work Professor Snape | |
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| Subject: Re: English Aint Easy! Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:39 am | |
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| | | Aberforth Dumbledore Ist Year
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| Subject: Re: English Aint Easy! Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:17 am | |
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| | | hermione granger 4th Year
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| Subject: Re: English Aint Easy! Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:41 am | |
| lolz! i know english is hard | |
| | | Vella Riddle Ist Year
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| Subject: Re: English Aint Easy! Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:53 am | |
| I find it fun to mess with peoples minds. | |
| | | Draco Malfoy 4th Year
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| Subject: Re: English Aint Easy! Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:02 pm | |
| May I suggest this:Let the wind wind in | |
| | | Gala Gryffinstone Ist Year
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| Subject: Re: English Aint Easy! Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:03 am | |
| That was so hard i can't even say a thing.. | |
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