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Fred100
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PostSubject: Chuck Norris Facts   Fri May 21, 2010 9:37 pm

Lol , I just love Chuck Norris's facts

1. When Chuck Norris Talks , Everyone listens , and then dies!.

2. When Chuck Norris does push ups , He doesn't Pushes himself up , He pushes the earth DOWN!

3. Chuck Norris sleeps with a PILLOW under his GUN.

4. Chuck Norris CAN judge a book by it's cover.

5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

6. Time waits for no man , until the man's Chuck Norris.

7. Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels.

Might type more later when I remember more :D
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat May 22, 2010 12:52 am

I saw a kid's shirt that said "Once, Chuck Norris struck lightening."
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat May 22, 2010 1:26 am

Oh yeah!
I've heared that one before haha
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue May 25, 2010 9:44 am

Are u a Chuck Norris fan.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue May 25, 2010 11:49 am

I'm a fan of Chuck Norris jokes :P
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue May 25, 2010 2:15 pm

Haha , me too!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue May 25, 2010 2:49 pm

Try this.

Go to google.com

Type in Google Chuck Norris in the search bar.

Click "I'm feeling lucky"

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue May 25, 2010 9:06 pm

I just hate it
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Wed May 26, 2010 3:31 am

Dude i really have to say this..... CHUCK NORRIS ROX AND I AM A TOTAL FAN OF HIM!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Wed May 26, 2010 6:22 am

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Wed May 26, 2010 3:52 pm

and that means?
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Wed May 26, 2010 9:32 pm

I don't like chuck Norris
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Fri May 28, 2010 3:18 pm

Kaira wrote:
Try this.

Go to google.com

Type in Google Chuck Norris in the search bar.

Click "I'm feeling lucky"

:O
Lol , haha I know about that one!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Fri May 28, 2010 11:04 pm

It was really cool Fred
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sun Jul 11, 2010 4:00 pm

Under Chuck Norris's Beard, there is no chin, just another fist.



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